Shoedini...really?

my bf recorded this commercial on tv just to show it to me...these infomercials are really goin overboard!!

and then the fact that they got gilbert gottfried to do the voice over makes it even more hilarious!



"its not just a shoe horn...its a shoe horn on a stick!!"

why they make simple ish look soo damn complicated???

Cock-blockin...yes. Hatin...hell naw!

so here's the story. there's this guy at my school right...lets call him...*derick* so derick its a decent lookin guy...looks around 26 although he is actually 32. when school started back in august, a friend of mine was kinda feelin him. he gave off the impression that he was tired of playin games and was lookin to settle down. he had been married b4 and has a 9-yr-old daughter (for whom he is seeking full custody) but thats besides the point. once he showed interest in my girl...lets call her *jennifer* they started lightweight "talkin" till she found out he was obviously in search of a f**k buddy. he was always tryin to get her to come to "college park" to his house. (sn: he always want ppl to come to his damn house) so she decided not to mess wit him like that. cuz she know what he about.  so basically this dude did his rotations and tried to talk to every good lookin girl in the class 1 by 1. on the sly. everytime a new girl came around...this nigga tried to get it in. after all this...he got less and less attractive and became a super lame.

so recently i met this girl, new friend lets call her *kenya*...in my new classes. and she is really pretty and really nice. we were talkin the other day about how fed up she is wit men playin around wit her feelings and she was on the verge of givin up on men.

so what had happened was...

kenya started talkin to derick and was discussin the situation wit me and my other friend *victoria*. now victoria was one of the girls that derick tried to scheme on. but she wasnt havin it. so what we did was put kenya up on derick's schemin ass ways. we told her not to STOP talkin to him...but just to keep her eyes open and dont catch feelings too quick. bc any of us that know him good from our other classes would warn her ass too!

so somehow he found out and said to her, "i heard u been listenin to some haters" haters bruh??? really? aint nobody tryna hate on u...i dont want u bruh! im just tryna put this innocent girl up on ur trifflin ways b4 she get herself hurt! i woulda felt bad if i DIDNT say anything then she end up gettin seriously hurt by this dude. victoria knows first hand bc he fed her the same bs like 3 months ago. he even tried to talk to me on the sly KNOWING good and well i got a man!

anyways she appreciated us tellin her wussup. and she told us about he tried to get her to come "to college park" to his house. and within 2 days she seen some of his true colors. plus...this nigga is 32 and she is 20! c'mon bruh...maybe if u wasnt so damn trifflin...u wouldnt have to worry! crazy.

Little Freak

dope song...BUT idk bout Nicki Minaj bein on dat gay sh*t

ugh.

its kinda like Tevin Campbell talkin bout d*ck.

nasty.

and uhh...lmao @ "everybody loves raymond!" lol

(excuse my french...i dont curse in real life but sometimes its soo appropriate!)

Current Facebook Status...

 

 

Sharieka Bryan so uh...im fillin out this thing online right...and why the gender section got 3 options instead of 2??? F M and T??? wtf is T?? Tranny?? Why the hell is that an option?? damn 2010...u breakin my heart!

 

"You cute...for a dark skinned girl"

 

(me n my old friend Kandey in 2007)

i was just now reminded of this line i used to hear too many times...

"You cute...for a dark skinned girl"

yeah?? and may i ask what the hell is that supposed to mean? cuz im dark skinned im supposed to be ugly and ashy??? why cant i just be cute? Fortunately...i dont give a damn about stuff like that anymore. i love my chocolateness! i just never understood. 

You never hear:

"You cute...for a light skinned girl..."

i guess light skinned girls are just "expected" to be cute. so if they stumble upon a busted light skinned girl...do they say..."she ugly...for a light skinned girl"? 

hmmm...

Shake Weight LOL

Hilarious Commercial of the freakin week!

just watch the video...its self-explanatory...i have NO words for this!! lol



wtf?

PLEASE get off of ppl's nuts!!!

OMG! If i see one more person on facebook wit the name ________ Minaj or "some kinda Barbie" im gonna freakin S C R E A M!!!!

Why Why Why are females sweatin this female like this??? WTF is goin on?? Wuss wit all this I AM NICKI MINAJ sh*t (excuse my potty mouth)?! NO YOU ARE NOT NICKI MINAJ!! You are whatever-the-hell name ya birth certificate says!

Why cant people just BE THEMSELVES???

I had to put on my status: Sharieka Bryan really wish folks would get off Nicki Minaj's nuts

I hope not to offend anyone...but...frankly...i dont give a damn! People need to hear this! I got madd responses and everybody co-signin.

Please don't mistake this for hate...cuz this has nothin to to with Nicki Minaj as a person...im talkin about these dick-riders. I still dont understand why females be sweatin other females (Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, and Beyonce especially) When these ppl are human just like we are! Cuz God knows im startin to lightweight dislike these ppl solely based on these girls out here. Its ok to have role models...but this mess is just outta hand!

smh.


Deuces,
RiekaBaby

WTF...

my mom is on facebook :-

Hilarious Commercial of the Week: Snuggie!

Ok...I know these commercials been around for a lil minute now...but i cant help but LMAO everytime this freakin commercial comes on!! But real talk...are these ppl serious?! They have to be!


(disregard the crappy video...the best i could find)

Ok...My 2 FAVORITE PARTS:

1. @ 0:03 & 0:08 seconds...why is this nigga "raisin the roof???" When the hell was the last time it was ok to raise a damn roof??? And this dude is doin it in the gayest way possible! LOL

2. @ 0:19 & 0:22 seconds...check the old man on the left...the only dude at the game WITHOUT a snuggie!! Is it really that cold? Or is he just pissed cuz he aint got one?! Regardless...these ppl trippin. Thats why this is the Hilarious Commercial of the Week!

Lol...deuces.
RiekaBaby

Sign them papers?!

My boyfriend and i had a discussion last night while walkin thru Walmart. We were talkin about the music industry and what they do to entice fans thru their music.

...It all started on our way to walmart, that new Usher song came on the Hot 107.9 "Papers". Ok. Not a bad song. Sounds good to the ear. I LOVE ballads. And im sure plenty of ppl can relate...

BUT...

i mean DAMN URSH! Sign the papers?! First of all, we believed you when u said "Confessions" wasnt about Chilli (yeah right!) but damn, not only did u put ur new ex-wife on blast wit this one...i mean, u made a ballad about signing divorce papers! Does that only sound funny to me? or am i just crazy?



So anyways...after expressing my views to my bf, he agreed and basically told me the reason for it. Money. This song is gonna get a lot of buzz. This is what ppl want to hear. There's prolly madd folks out here whose relationship is borderline divorce; and this song is just what they needed to go head and make it official. I mean...there's nothing wrong wit the topic of the song...thats not my beef. My beef is the line that is repeated in the chorus. Ya coulda been a lil more creative, and a lil more subtle. Ok Usher. Congrats. Get back at me when u get a better hook than "im ready to sign them papers!"

deuces.
RiekaBaby

So this is what you missed

I guess this is an update post since IM BACK NOW! ya missed a lot.

Im 23 now! whooo hooo!!! And it feels great! A bit contrary to my feelings from 5 months ago: read it here

A lot has happened in the past few months...most will be omitted from this post lol. But my birthday was pretty fun. I got up and just hung out at the crib wit my man, then we went to Movie Tavern to see the latest Harry Potter movie. after that, we went back to the crib...i changed up and put on my birthday dress wit my black peeptoe pumps and went to Ruby Tuesdays on Virginia Ave. The ribs were bomb. After that, we kicked it wit our boy Marcus and some other folks at his new apt.

Also, in August, i moved the hell outta Clayton county Georgia...Thank God...and now i am in the beautiful Dunwoody/Sandy Springs/Perimeter area...although my address says Atlanta...smh. Anyway...i love it here! its much closer to things including Perimeter mall where i seen Lloyd, Biz Markie, and Mike Bibby...and also Lenox Square Mall...where everybody be! That works for me.

My bf and i actually moved here together. Its his apartment, but im just here temporarily till i can get a job so i can get my own (hopefully across the hall lol). We're not ready to live together yet...its not of God. (Not to condemn anyone...that's just how we feel)

Speaking of the bf...in my older posts, i was super excited about us reaching our one year mark. Now its been over a year and three months!! still goin strong. By FAR my longest relationship ever!! Our anniversary was July 8th and despite our plans for the day, it rained, so we kept it simple and went to Olive Gardens (the place we had our first date) and just chilled for the night.

*side bar*
Its like 3:30 am and these 2 ladies just knocked on my door!! WTF? Apparently one of em just got beaten by her boyfriend or husband and i guess they escaped. They needed to use a phone to call a ride cuz their car got impounded, plus they needed money for a cab...crazy. I let them use my phone and gave them a couple bucks and prayed to myself for their safety. Good thing I'm still up.

anyways...im sleepy, and i never seen this episode of Three's Company before so ima watch it...deuces.

oh btw...like the new layout???

Lemme tell u bout this LAME nigga....

So..me and my girl Shan went to the mall yesterday (Southlake) and when we walked in the door at the food court entrance...this chick and a guy walked out the door. So lemme tell u bout this chick hair...

I guess she was tryna do the whole Unique from Ray J show look wit her hair...but i didnt work because it was SUPER easy to see them big blonde tracks across her head! She had her real hair (which was kinda red) glued down wit a jar of gel...then the tracks were sittin on top...wtf?

So when we walked by them, Shan and i looked at each other crazy wit dat WTF face...then i said, "Hell wrong wit her tracks?"

THEN...

Some nigga who was apparently with her that was stragglin behind stopped and said to me..."What u said?"

So i was like...

"What the hell u talkin bout?"

Then he said..."Thats my folk...what u said about her?"

Then i said..."hold up...was i even talkin to u bruh?" He kept repeatin "Thats my folk" like i gave a damn...he know her tracks messed up!! He know better than i know! He knew exactly what i said cuz he know her weave is jacked up!!

So while his dumb behind proceeded out the door (cuz his punk behind wasnt gonna do anything) I kept sayin to him..."i wasnt even talkin to u, bruh! i dont even know u! Keep it movin!"

I'm just sayin...What was he plannin on doin by questionin me? U gon come over here and Chris Brown me?? Nigga u aint crazy!! He super lame 4 that...im a girl! U bout to come in my face bout some ol dumb mess like that??

Das a b**** move, bruh...man up.

really??

Yay! I'm back for the 2nd time today! So this is the situation...

My boyfriend has...sorry, HAD a female best friend. Some 'ol model wanna be chick. Well, I knew of her since Que and I been friends, then after we started dating he suggested we be facebook friends, so i said...ok, sure. So we made small talk here and there. I had no problem with them talkin on the phone here and there, after all, he's her son's god father! Thats cool. So the question is...is it wrong for me to be happy that they are no longer friends?!

Nope! i think not!!

Why??

Cuz i found out {from my bf} that closer to the beginning of Que and my friendship...he told her he liked me...and that BITCH said i wasnt cute!!

U gotta be freakin kiddin me!! He didnt tell me b4 (and i understand why) cuz it would been a wrap for dat heffa!! Its like for some reason i never really liked her but i had no evidence. Now i wish she would say somethin to me!!

Ok, she thinks im not cute...ok thats her opinion...thats fine. MY problem is...if u see this trick...u would understand why her comment affected me so much. This bitch is busted and she calls herself a damn model. Idk where she finds these homeade ass myspace modeling agencies with their disposable camera using-ass photographers. She has NO top lip and her eyebrows look like damn Oscar the damn Grouch!!! How u go to a photo shoot without gettin ur eyebrows done?? Im just sayin...get ur shit together b4 u comment on others. Them photographers and lame ass niggas commenting on her pix got this chick so damn big headed she feels the looks good for some reason. And please believe...just bc u light-skinned dont make u pretty! Somebody done told her wrong!!

sorry 4 cursing...lol

WTF?

WTF does this nigga look like?

Dont he look like some cartoon dog or somethin?

Look at dis nigga's face!!

Ok...so i got a bone to pick wit some of these dudes today

What the hell is goin on wit dudes wearin SKINNY JEANS?! Real talk tho...dont they hurt ur nuts??? Dont get me wrong, I love Lil Wayne, he is truly one of my favorite rappers...but why are all these niggas nowadays strivin so hard to look like this dude? This nigga could put a damn flower in his hair...and madd niggaz would start doin it too!! WHY?? Why cant everybody just be individuals and stop makin themselves clones? Skinny jeans are for women!! There's no excuse for a man's pants size to be a 3/4 or a 7/8!!! Get it together! I know styles change all the time, and thats fine...but this is too much. Yall took it wayyy too far wit this one. Its ok for super tight jeans to be comfy on me...but men...they shouldnt be comfy on you!!

I mean...what's next? Skirts and leggings?